Dickfuck

A fucking idiot who won't shut the fuck up, yet hasn't the slightest clue that they are wrong, because they are so fucking concieted.

Thomas is a dickfuck and someone needs to set the facts straight to shut his fat ass up.

by GeurillaChris December 28, 2005

Dickfuck

When a guy fucks another guy in his dick with his dick; dick on dick action.

Tom wanted to dickfuck Ted.

by Satan Demon August 12, 2003

dickfuck

When someone is so much of just a single celled piece of shit that the word dick alone doesn't sum them up, and you feel the urge to yell "fuck" at them every time they exist within the vicinity of your presence. It is a more extreme version of asshole.

That discord server owner was such a dickfuck that he decided to publish private chats to the public when some of the people left the server for personal reasons.

by suckmydick69420 September 25, 2019

Dickfuck

Def. 1: an absolutely undesirable person who is known for doing idiotic stuff
Def. 2: A person who lives (freeloads) in a part of their parent's house (e.g the Basement/their room)

Person 1: God, that guy is a dickfuck! Why does he still live, uh, I mean freeload in his parents house!?
Person 2: I dunno really, probably because he's a Basement Dweller

by LHInotShaggy February 20, 2023

dickfuck

shoving your dick in another mans dick hole

whoa me and my boyfriend had a good dickfuck yesterday

by axelhasanasshole May 29, 2018

Dickfuck

Something that looks like shit or anything that looks bad. This saying is used in many places such as school, art class, and in everyones everyday conversations.

"Man, that painting looks like dickfuck.", "Dont dip your elbow in that dickfuck."

by Nicholas Glenn Ramirez January 9, 2008

Dr. DickFuck

A person is really gay and horny. He also stalks you

"dude dave is so fucking weird hes like Dr. Dickfuck

by DR. DUCKFUCK June 10, 2017