Dickflute

1.Noun- An insult to one person at anyone time.

2. Noun- A word for a Penis. To play the the Dickflute is to masturbate.

Linda: You're a piece of shit, you know that?
John: Pffft, whatever, Dickflute.

John: Linda is such a Dickflute.

Matt: See you guys later, I'm just gonna go play the Dickflute!

by El Dickflute July 9, 2010

dickflake

A dickflake is a guy who is soft af.
Just like a snowflake but with a dick.

Person 1: I saw John cry while watching the notebook
Person2: Such a dickflake

by ShayBey December 8, 2016

dickfeather

A dickfeather is a person that either is or is called gay. The person who is called gay is always a male and usually excessively camp. The female version of a dickfeather is called a fannyknuckle.

Man 1: I like the company of men
Man 2: You're a fucking dickfeather I swear

by .AJ. January 7, 2017

Dickalatoogan

1. (Verb) When a nigga is on tremendous dick and won’t hop off
2. (Verb) When someone metaphorically sucks your dick dry

Speaker 1: You’re a bitch made nigga
Speaker 2: You are on dickalatoogan you bitch ass nigga.
Speaker 1: My bad gang, i’ll hop of

by Hopofftipuhoeassniggafrfr May 19, 2023

dickulator

A combination of a calculator and a dictionary. A term commonly used by high school geometry students.

George: "Dude I can't spell isosceles"
Bob: "Here, borrow my dickulator"

by Dickulator69 October 14, 2009

dicklatoge

1. When a guy accidentally gets cum in a girls hair

2. Wearing a low cut shirt in the hopes of getting the D.

1. He dicklatoged you!

I see you got your hair dicklatoged last night.

2. That dress is for sure going to get you dicklatoged tonight!

by Pelvic Power Ranger January 9, 2016

Dickulater

A man whom only fucks women late

That dickulater only shows up after midnight

by Staminiaman of oregon November 25, 2019