dicktired

Complete exhaustion of body, mind, and spirit after a long session of strenuous sex.

Gib wanted to go chase some hoes but I was dicktired after 15 hours with that Asian girl. I couldn’t even think about getting out of bed.

by Dickmythology December 6, 2019

Dickered

A very rural Canadian way of saying you're drunk.

Lets go get dickered this week

Hey man you dickered yet

by Akumetsu June 2, 2011

Dickfore

a Clever trick to get someone to ask you "what's a dick for?"
Where You can then add your own punchline.

"Stacey, your such a dickfore.

"what's a dickfore??"

"What a tongue isn't for", "Making You Feel Good" ect.

by Triiforceboi January 11, 2009

Dickered

Synonym for drunk.

Experience can be enhanced by smoking a joint.

Hey Kyle lets get Turkey and the crew, then get dickered tonight! Weck will probably break the water fountain again and put a hole in Alexa's fridge! Then, we can go mess with carrot as he locks himself in his room and skypes!

by Sheriff69 November 28, 2012

Dickered

Drunk.
Plastered.
Wasted.
Loaded.

Holy fuck am I ever dickered, bud!

by Ran133 May 23, 2018

Dickiedoo

The stomach on a man that so big it sticks out further than his erect penis

how can he pee with that big ass dickiedoo

by Toi October 27, 2006

Dicktised

The use of graffiti to deface an object with pictures of penises. usually multiple pictures of various shapes and sizes.

"Ah bladdy hell, who dicktised my locker?"

"wow look at the size of that one"

by twinkle k March 14, 2009