dicwetti

When that ass is phat. When things go exactly as planned. When life is so good, your dick gets a little wet.

dicwetti

A smoothie on a hot summers day. Mmmmmm. Mmmm. Mm.
Dicwetti.

by Dicwetti April 12, 2017

Dickvertising

When you're seeing someone and they still tell people they're single.

"interesting, your Facebook status still says "single"...you must be dickvertising"

dick

by Bluegutsoup March 20, 2010

dickmestic violence

when a guy dick slaps a girl across her face dick slaps

my cheek caught a case of dickmestic violence last night cheek violence

by m&m5 February 21, 2011

Dickletick

when a man tickles your armpit with his dick

omg emily joel osment gave me a super dickletick last night

by Breelynn November 13, 2009

Dickfestival

1 At any time, when you go to a party and there are no chicks. This becomes an orgy of drunk men known as a dickfestival.

2 Sausage fest; gethering of people who are all male

My friend "J" likes to attend dickfestivals because he is a flaming homosexual.

by BS and MS March 14, 2008

dickgestif

Sex after a large meal.

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Usage: No large meal is complete without a dickgestif to cap off the night.

by Sexaholicfoodie June 8, 2016

Dickmentia

When a girl that used to be chaste gave up and tryed dick. She is now very promiscuous and thinking about nothing but when and where she's getting some next. It can also be used as a scale.

Normal: KC has totally cought full blown Dickmentia, all she talks about is the dick she's been getting. Percentage: Kaitlyn is about a 35% on the Dickmentia scale because she still dose her job and her school work but, a lot of her free time and conversation topics have to do with dick and things related to dick.

by 20TheGiant20 September 26, 2018