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Dickbump

1)adj.A demeaning phrase used to compliment someones thoughtless action.2)n.A sore on the penis caused by a herpes infection.3)v.To steal someone's prospective, initial meeting, with a person of the opposite sex.
1)Why did you do that? What a dickbump.
2)The herpes infection has caused a dickbump.
3)That fucker dickbumped that girl, right out from under my nose.
by Greg December 21, 2003
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dickburgers

1. A nonsensical phrase commonly used as a conversation starter while intoxicated

2. A hamburger from Casey's General Store with all or most of the available condiments and toppings
Tron: "Dickburgers"
Albert: "What are you talking about?"
Tron: "Derp"

Ed: "What's up, man?"
Tron: "Just got back from Casey's with this dickburger. Its so good."
Ed: "Dude, you got that shit all over your face."
Tron: "I know I love dickburgers"
by shit sorry dude October 30, 2011
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dickburger

A Dickburger is a Hardee's burger you receive when you go through the drive-thru late at night, instead of receiving a Thickburger. The burger tastes like dick because some dirty beaner shoved his dong in between the hamburger buns before he wrapped it up for you to eat.
Ah shit Tom, this burger tastes like some mexican put his weiner on the hamburger buns, what a nasty dickburger!
by Vladamir Strokoffalot December 11, 2007
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Dickbump

Not a verb, a noun, a sort of way to mock peoples' goosebumps.
Hey, look! Jimmy got dickbumps!

AAH SHIT RUN!!!
by Red Le November 11, 2011
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Dickburns

When you remove all your pubic hair except for the areas on the sides of your genitals.
Since I didn't want to burn my balls with nair, my dickburns ended up looking something like wolverine from the x-men.

Yo bro you could use a touch up, I haven't seen dickburns that thick that since 1970's porn!
by Ketamine.Fix August 7, 2017
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dickburnt

A medical condition causing various level burnt injury on a males genitalia area. This condition is usually contracted by walking the desert at the "Burning Man" festival event wearing nothing but a Winter Slut coat, Steam Punk Glasses, Cool Ass Boots, and a Pocketwatch to keep it classy. This serious condition may be medicated by applying Cortisone Cream, and Aloe. Consult your local physician for immediate assistance.
Wow? Can you believe Johnny is really rockin that Slutcoatt? He's gonna end up like those Dickburnt dudes over there!
by neosean99 November 25, 2016
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Dickburt

The state of being easily offended by funny comments because they don't line up with your grandmother's beliefs. See Also: dickhurt
Don't make fun of his wife or I'll be so dickburt I'll cry.
by Matt Baumann October 10, 2019
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