Door-dick

The result of getting your penis caught between a door and doorframe.

Dude, I got a door-dick, and it's killing me!

by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022

Dick in the door

When a male has a highly likely, but not guaranteed chance of getting hot action with a female. Chances of sex are gradually increased by "rounding the bases" or gradually increasing sexual tension between the chosen mate.

Brian's definitely getting that broad in the sack tonight. I saw them getting heavy in the parking lot, he's already got his dick in the door.

by Great Seany July 5, 2016

Slamming my dick in the door

A phrase used when a futile argument is had between a man and a woman with the man being correct but the woman being to stubborn to admit it.

"Yeah last night we fought about the moon landing and i was just slamming my dick in the door for about and hour"

by TheMassiveChode224 June 24, 2018

door handle dick

A mans penis/cock that is bent.

WOW! That woman has a huge 15 inch door handle dick in her hand!

by door handle dick word creator! April 21, 2024

Dick Doorknob

simply take the doorknob off of door. then insert dick through door,having it completely dark is key.
then when someone tries to open a door at night they will grab a penis instead of the doorknob..

last night timmy got a dick doorknob!! HAHAHA

by lolz126 September 1, 2009

doorknob dick

someone who has a stubby dick

u have a doorknob dick

by miguel cannuli September 9, 2005

Doorknob dick

When the male specimen has a small shaft but large tip. Usually preferred in South African females.

Wow! Me and joe had great sex. But he kinda had a doorknob dick

by Doorknob dick December 20, 2019