Dick Shit

To have nothing or Value of an item to be worthless.

"You got dick shit, bitch"

by Anon-in-Illinois October 21, 2005

dick-shit

someone who does something really stupid

i cannot beleive you did that you dick-shit

by clarkeyboy June 07, 2005

Dick Shit

when you see something so amazing or eat something so delicious that you almost defacate out of your penis

Nick Swardson: I almost took a shit, out of my dick! (dick shit)

by seriously hoo farted September 04, 2010

dick-shit

An insult.

Extra great because not only is it insulting but the thought of doing one is extremely painful.

Yeah, well done you dick-shit.

by Lukeye September 25, 2006

dick-shit

the process of rubbing your dick in shit

Man I love to dick-shit

by billy bob boomer March 31, 2003

dick-shit

When someone is having anal intercourse and pieces of fecal matter become present in the male organ's urethra. When the man ejaculates the cum is a brownish sludge, and this is the dick-shit.

When Ben was nailing Courtney in her butt last night, he ended up with poop in his penis and when he came he dick-shitted all over her mouth.

by redrobbins July 24, 2010

Dick Shit

Shit that comes out of ones dick and most likely will come out in spaghetti form.

My dick shit had corn/nuts in it.

My dick had diaherria.

I need an enima for me winky

by Paul O. August 10, 2005