dick nose

an exremly large penis

he had a dick nose and it felt so good

by laura gilgamish February 15, 2008

dick nosing

the act of wearing a mask in such a way that one's nose is uncovered thus making the mask basically useless.

"Hey John, your mask slipped down. You're dick nosing"

by WearYourDamnMask August 1, 2020

Dick nose

Dick nose: n. A person acting in an idiotic manner. v. To act like an idiot. adj. To be an idiot.

"He was a dick nose today."
"Stop dick nosing."
"He seems a little dick nosey."

by KACI! March 10, 2004

Dick Nose

The use of Dick Nose is a very old story. One that was started back in the 1800's. Some old white dude apparently had a huge nose and was a stupid bastard as well. So anyone you know, that is a stupid bastard, you should pretty much call him a Dick Nose, because he, in fact, IS A DICK NOSE. At least, he will be in the after life.

Hey Dick Nose, don't touch my car, bitch.

by BigDick May 4, 2004

Dick Nose

A person whose absolute trash at everything they do. And has a micro-penis.

Dammnit Dan! You’re such a dick nose!

There goes dick nose Jeff again, jerking off all over the walls.

by RyanAwesome April 10, 2020

Dick-Nosed Freak

When some guy is a complete douche, and has a nasty looking nose. Pretty much a made up term, but it's funny to use.

That guy is such a dick-nosed freak

by Pet_Grandma July 24, 2009

Dick nosed vampire

one who thinks that the freeway is a nascar track. Swerving through lanes without regard to safety during commute hours but not managing to pass many people.

Look at that dick nosed vampire he needs to relax this is not nascar it's the monday morning commute.

by zoobileezoo April 17, 2009