Stick Your Dick in a Beehive

When one intentionally inserts themself into a bad situation.

When someone needs something that only a colossal ahole can provide, instruct them to take a deep breath, gather themself, and as they head off to certain doom, state, "Well, time to stick your dick in a beehive."

by dgull December 26, 2013

stick a dick in it

My favorite phrase meaning "Shut up"

"Stick a dick in it, mofo."

by Suzi January 7, 2004

dick in a knot

When a male gets overly anxious about an event. Similar to a woman "getting her panties in a bunch".

John: OMG, this is a complete disaster! What am I going to do?
Jude: Settle down man, don't get your dick in a knot.

by Betty C and Betty Jo February 26, 2008

Put a dick in it

A way of telling someone to shut up, "it" referring to your mouth, as in "put a sock in it", however this one is more vulgar as it also implies "suck my penis", also a way of telling someone to "fuck off".

BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA
PUT A DICK IN IT!

by CedricDoodlehopper July 3, 2015

stick your dick in a fan

Doing something that will do you absolutely no good. Synonymous with piss in the wind

Why would you go to the ATM, you don't have any money. You might as well stick your dick in a fan.

by Just Rhino April 12, 2017

Put a Dick in Your Ear

means "fuck what you heard".Term used when, you want somebody to basically forget what they think is true.

---Man, i heard you be messin' with Trina's ol ugly ass!
------"Dude! Put a Dick in Your Ear!!

by Edy_Bayshore November 8, 2007

Celebrity Dick in a Box

A hit game-show on independent South Wales TV. The show consists of male celebrities taking turns to see how long they can support a medium sized budweiser box on their erect penises.

"Hello, this is Nelson Mandela and you're watching celebrity dick in a box!"

"I'm Sir Alan Sugar and you're watching celebrity dick in a bloody box!"

Good day my name is Archbishop Rowan Williams and you've been watching celebrity dick in a box

by ***Welshy*** September 13, 2010