Dick Fingers 

Everything you touch you fuck.

"Hey Ki, you fuckn fucked my computer you fucken dick fingers!!!!

Dick Fingers by Dewk Knewkem February 22, 2011

Dick Fingers 

A hyperendemic medical condition caused by forgetting to wash one's hands post-masturbation. Transmission occurs via tactile association between infected and susceptible individuals. Symptoms include extreme clamminess of the hands; a smell can usually be ascertained as well. Objects at risk of contamination include door knobs, refrigerator handles, light switches, and computer mouses especially. At present, the only known vaccination is castration.

Note: DF cannot be considered an STD because masturbation does not count as sex.

Doctor: "I'm afraid you have DF."
Josh: "Is it curable?"
Doctor: *Sighs* "No, not really."

Girl: "Oh my god...you have dick fingers!"
Guy: "I guess I forgot to wash my hands."

Dick Fingers by anotheraeolist September 27, 2013

Dick Fingers 

When someone is so clumsy with their hands, it is as if their fingers are penises

Scott can't open the door because he has dick fingers.

Dick Fingers by MarioSpinsters69 April 3, 2023

Dick Fingers 

N. The hand signal used for quotation.
Often used by dicks.

- I'm worried about Obama's so called "Change we can Believe In."



-- Dude dont give me those Dick Fingers.

Dick Fingers by Samuel Aubin March 8, 2009

Dick Fingers 

A person that has extremely fat fingers. The fingers look like dicks rather than fingers. The cause of this is unknown however speculation is that it is caused by an illness know as dickfingervitus. People with dick fingers should be encouraged to wear black gloves to give a slimming effect on the fingers.

Tommy your fingers are so fat ... looks like you have a case of the dick fingers.

John your fingers are as fat as my cock ... put on some gloves dick fingers

Dick Fingers by Dark Dan Brown October 14, 2009

Dick Fingers 

When you usually get your nails done and the one time you don’t you have Dick Fingers

Now that my fake nails fell off it looks like I have Dick Fingers

Dick Fingers by Ryder31! April 4, 2020

Dick Fingers 

The opposite of the Midas Touch. Instead of things turning to gold they get fucked.

Everything was great until Sally ruined it with her dick fingers. Now my car is on fire.

Dick Fingers by mustadio87 December 3, 2020