dick assing around

One who cannot get the lead out of thier ass.

One that takes forever to do something; A slowpoke

One that cannot move because its as if they have a dick up thier ass.

A more colorful term for a dipshit.

It took forever to get through Walmart checkouts, because the clerk and person in front were dick assing around.

Person A : Sorry I'm late, I was driving behide someone going 20 and the speed limit was 55.
Person B : Yeah, don't you hate it when people dick ass around and you can pass them.

by meijer2000 November 19, 2009

dick someone around

to behave in a dishonest or unforthright manner, especially in business matters

I hate getting dicked around by used-car salesmen

by tpbenelli July 21, 2004

Tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick

adj. An action meant to be directed at a political, social, or economic issue but having only purely symbolic value, often at the expense of time and energy action that could have been put to something consequential. So named because it feels good to do but does no good.

Person #1: Hey, are you gonna wear a safety pin on your hat to the anti-fascism parade to show solidarity with gay Muslim trans women?
Person #2: No, you ducking slacktivist, I'm on my way to an ACLU meeting to volunteer with their voter-registration drive because I prefer to do things that actually make a difference instead of wasting my time on tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick bullshit.

by UnfrozenCaveman January 22, 2017

walking around like he's got a big dick

carrying oneself in a manner of un-earned swagger, walking around like a dousch

Look at him flexing while he walks
Yeah he's walking around like he's got a big dick or something

by Ethan Boyle April 22, 2009

Thrashing around in stinging nettle with someone else's dick

Used as an expression for people who enjoy benefits while someone else is taking the risk for it, and therefore they can give false advice, act irresponsibly without retribution.
Often associated with golden boys, politicans, or people in high positions.
Originated in Hungary.

It's easy for the politicans to pass a new act, they are thrashing around in stinging nettle with someone else's dicks, not theirs.

by Brekusz November 1, 2013

dickaroundylan

dickaroundylan or DAD is a dick'n around person who looks like Johnny Bravo. He's the kind of person to steal your girlfriend.

"Yooo dickaroundylan"

by Fafifon March 20, 2020

Dickarounder

A name given to someone who is wasting time when you are waiting on them to do something. Finding any excuse to put off what you are supposed to be doing.

We never get anyplace on time because my husband is a dickarounder.

by Moveitalready November 15, 2021