Dicktionary

Someone who uses lesser-known words straight out of a dictionary as to impress others, but comes off as a dick.
P1: That predial bird has an emollient song that is often equivocal.

P2: What a dicktionary.
by Autummnnn August 14, 2011
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Dicktionary

Its the name you give to a penis which has ultimate knowledge (usually a penis which has penetrated mutlitple different vaginas increasing his knowledge)
by UkuleleSavage February 26, 2018
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dicktionaried

When you find out a word you thought that you invented already exists in the Urban Dictionary.
I invented the terms "judgementalist" and "whale harpooning" only to learn that they were already on urban dictionary forever. I got dicktionaried.
by superduperharder February 13, 2014
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the kid in school who is really smart and knows everything as if he was a dictionary but they're a dick about it
1: ackshually its spelled supercalafajalistickespeealadojus
2: your such a dicktionary
by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023
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Dicktionary

An overwhelmingly long list of sexual positions, phrases, and euphemisms. Usually made up custom definitions. These are mostly common in men but some women have them as well. These are VERY apparent during late-night info-mercials promoting male and female enhancements.

When used it often results in laughter, blank stares, or "GTFO"'s by the people exposed to the definitions.
James: Yea I gave Karen a high voltage shocker followed by a sour apple altoid.

Mike: Where you just speaking English?; Because I understood like every 3rd word you said.

James: Hellz yea I was. Just look em all up in my dicktionary.

Mike: Dick. . . . . tionary? Miriam Webster published that?

James: Nope I wrote everything I know about sex in a blank book. I 'm almost done writing page 2.
by BigTimer5 December 25, 2009
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A dictionary of Sex-related terminology.
This fuckin' wack dicktionary.
by Fangsta December 14, 2003
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