by Big-AJ April 7, 2013
Get the diagnosticise mug.A fake type of “diagnosis” a college student would prescribe oneself when they are sick and don’t have a formal medication note from a doctor to get a prescription drug.
Commonly used college diagnosis’s are:
Smoking weed – significantly lessens your feeling of the symptoms of a cold or other illness.
Alcoholic lemonade – alcohol is a depressant which also lessons your feeling of certain symptoms of an illness while incorporating vitamin C to boost your immune system.
Commonly used college diagnosis’s are:
Smoking weed – significantly lessens your feeling of the symptoms of a cold or other illness.
Alcoholic lemonade – alcohol is a depressant which also lessons your feeling of certain symptoms of an illness while incorporating vitamin C to boost your immune system.
"I really feel like shit, I have a cold and it won't go away."
"Why don't you give yourself a college diagnosis?"
"Why don't you give yourself a college diagnosis?"
by CaelCryos1 March 2, 2009
Get the college diagnosis mug.A term used by whiny teenagers on tumblr who have no mental illnesses but for some unknown reason wish they did.
Tumblr User: "I've been self-diagnosed with depression, anxiety, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, PTSD, and stage-4 fanfiction addiction."
Friend: "Have you confirmed this with a psychiatrist?"
Tumblr User: "No, doctors freak me out."
Friend: "Have you confirmed this with a psychiatrist?"
Tumblr User: "No, doctors freak me out."
by RSiegfried October 18, 2015
Get the self-diagnosed mug.A person with no life who finds different mental illnesses to look 'quirkier', or to excuse their rude behaviour. Guess what, Stacy, you do not have OCD because you like to put your pencils in a rainbow pattern!!! You also don't have ADHD because you have a sad amount of fidget toys!!!!!
person: Why aren't you paying attention? I literally just told you my cat died.
Quirky Crackhead Stacy: Oh, you didn't know? I took a buzzfeed quiz and i'm Self-diagnosing myself with adhd, deppression, did, and anxiety so stfu
Quirky Crackhead Stacy: Oh, you didn't know? I took a buzzfeed quiz and i'm Self-diagnosing myself with adhd, deppression, did, and anxiety so stfu
by imafrog September 30, 2021
Get the Self-diagnosing mug.Diarromit describes the combination of two horrific stomach ailments, diarrhea and vomit. Following an exceptionally foul-smelling bowel movement, one is so nauseated by the stench that she has no choice but to immediately vomit.
One who has just experienced diarromit often has to switch back and forth between sitting on the toilet and standing to turn around and vomit. In unfortunate cases, the mix of diarromit in the toilet water may splash back up on the person's face, further prolonging the cycle.
One who has just experienced diarromit often has to switch back and forth between sitting on the toilet and standing to turn around and vomit. In unfortunate cases, the mix of diarromit in the toilet water may splash back up on the person's face, further prolonging the cycle.
After eating that Polish hot dog from the cafe in the casino lobby, I got so sick that I was stuck in the bathroom with diarromit for half an hour.
by leigh jc January 27, 2006
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teacher: hey time to do iready diagnostic
students: hey iready is already bad iready diagnostic is worse :(((((((
a few years later
student 1: i got a score of 1
student 2: not bad i got a score of 0.9
the annoying nerd: haha losers i got 30
class: SHUT UP NO ONE WANTS YOUR BRAGGING
students: hey iready is already bad iready diagnostic is worse :(((((((
a few years later
student 1: i got a score of 1
student 2: not bad i got a score of 0.9
the annoying nerd: haha losers i got 30
class: SHUT UP NO ONE WANTS YOUR BRAGGING
by backwards_cones March 4, 2021
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