Knowledge Diahorea

when someone just spurts out random facts all the time.

'yeah, so anyway, last night on home and away...'
'did you know that...'
'SHUT THE HELL UP you always have Knowledge Diahorea !!!'

by brittney(Y) June 2, 2008

diahrrea monster

The SOB who comes in while your working/sleeping/eating to make you want to crap yourself. It is possible to fight off diahrrea monster, but it isnt as easy to fight off as the sleep monster.

I was in the middle of a dream when the diahrrea monster snuck in and made me crap out my insides.

by Mike Castaneda October 6, 2005

diahrea

liquid shit and piss that can sometimes hurt

"qrplomp" says the diahrea "O shit i shouldn't have had that chipotle"

by fuckinbitchestogetmoney June 8, 2016

diahreahing

(V) The process of expulsion of feces from the body when one has diarrhea.

She was diahreahing all night.

by Allie Rolston April 18, 2008

nuclear diahrea

Diahrea that creates a sort of diahrea vapour and condenses on your asscheek and up the toilet bowl, causing you to wipe your ass cheeks and clean the toilet.

It took me 20 minutes to clean off my ass from that nuclear diahrea

by Tombski August 10, 2005

mental diahoreao

The sensation of an uncontrollable string of thoughts that can go off on tangents at any time, usually resulting in the sufferer becoming stressed and restless.

An example of a string of mental diahoreao; "Edan cheese tastes weird, what is that red stuff around it, it tastes awful, awful like that vinegar I drank, i wonder what kind it was, i need to sleep though, I think i was spanish, ah bull fighting I'd hate to be a bull, although if i were put out to stud I'd be alright, studs in people's head look weird sometimes, anyway I must sleep now. although didn't that guy i saw at the bus stop have a stud, it looked cool, i wonder what he was eating, oh man I could eat some KFC, yeah a big bucket, like a victorian prostitute eating KFC in the night, i really need to sleep now, maybe if i just don't think," 2 minutes later "although I'd hate to get the clap.."

by Matt Dermon January 2, 2008

Diahrrea

A woman's natural lube for anal sex.

Bob waited for jane to have diahrrea before the backdoor adventure could begin.

by Flip May 13, 2005