The Harkness Society

This is an exclusive society in which the elite, sexually active members of Phillips Exeter Academy have sex on top of a harkness table (these auspicious tables are located in every classroom). This is a time honored tradition that no senior should graduate without. Now, that's something to think about during class.

Too bad I can't put " President of The Harkness Society" down on my college application.

by horndog90210 May 18, 2009

Assuming Harkness

Speculating on something that is actually inevitable; as good as fact.

"Well, assuming Harkness, they'll end up sleeping together"

by NikeAgXY December 30, 2011

Darkness Complex

A condition that manifests itself as an advanced form of masochism. Somebody with a Darkness Complex will be sexually aroused by being tomerented, made fun of, or attacked.

Lalatina Dustiness often puts herself in harms way just to satisfy what we now call her “Darkness Complex”, which was named after her.

by Wizzlemountain October 2, 2019

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness

An action used by popular youtube comedian Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus, who does a wide range of videos, from songs, to virals, to vlogs, to gameplay commentary. To form an intro in his daily vlog series, he places his thumb on the camera lens, creating darkness, then redness, then whiteness, and sings "Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness" This is used to add an intro to the video, or as Toby often says, to end an awkward moment.

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Audience? Audience wha-what are you doing precariously perched on that ledge audience? you could've gotten hurt. Sooo umm....INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS

by godthefish March 14, 2011

Advanced Darkness

Darkness so dark that your flashlight will probably explode, and THAT won't even give off any light.

"This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is....ADVANCED Darkness!"

by Legener July 19, 2017

The Darkness

They believe in a thing called love

Just listen to the rhythm of my heart

by Dazza January 24, 2004

Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction

What a friendly old man tends to use to convince people to help him with something that will help humanity as a whole.

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Please use the darkness.)

Disobedient teenager: Why would I use the darkness?

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Because it's for everyone's sake.)

Teenager: Okay I DON'T believe you.

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction)

Teenager: Ouchi ouch!

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Use the darkness.)

Teenager: okay sure

Old man: X-BLADE!
(You will even get my expert diplomatic skills by using it)

Teenager, who is also an old man now: X-BLADE!
(Okay I believe you.)

by Consarn December 1, 2018