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Daffakanism

noun; A religion founded in Upton, Massachusetts in the year 2006BC. The founders of the religion, the Daffakas, are known to be large floating holy masses that devour unsuspecting cubicle workers. Sacrifices include angry scotsmen, crossing guards, and 5-string banjos. Followers of this religion are called Daffakanists.

Not much is know about the Daffakanist's practices. Only Daffakaists truly know...
Hey Stalin, let's go join Daffakanism!
In Soviet Russia, Daffakanism joins YOU!!
by Daffakan 1 and 2 June 18, 2006
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Daffum

A word that originates from the Balgowan Valleys of South Africa used as a nickname for David. It can also be used as a word used to describe lots of one thing, eg. He has Daffum amount of drinks. And can replace the frase 'for days' making it 'for daffums'
Are you going to the party tonight?

For daffums!
by MHS Spice September 29, 2013
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Daffodil

The opposite of a whore. A girl who is always good and never does anything bad and never gets in trouble. They always act like angels and get good grades. Daffodils dislikes boys (or girls) who do bad things or get in trouble. She can be hot or ugly.
"You see Kevin's new girlfriend?"
"Yeah man, she's a daffodil"
by FreshFrixy June 12, 2013
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daffy dick

A black dickhead with a speech impediment who’s always blabbering and trying to brag to others about himself and his talents when he’s the weird asshole.
He tries to prove how talented he is, but others find him crazy and loony.
Daffy dick.

Bugs: What’s up dick.
Daffy: I’m gonna see if you can face the wrath of my house!
Bugs: Oh, ok, if you insist.
Daffy: You’re dickspicable.
by gregben May 22, 2019
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DGAFathon

An extended period of time in which one or more individuals DGAF. Participants of a DGAFathon couldn't care less about the subject on hand, be it school or life. A DGAFathon occurs naturally when an excess of bullshit manifests itself without the danger of consequences haunting the victims.
Dude 1: Hey, are you doing the physics worksheet?

Dude 2: Pfffft, physics? That class is a DGAFathon. Just turn in last week's worksheet.

Dude 1: I didn't do that one either.

Dude 2: Dude....fuck it.
by iCreditDanny November 30, 2010
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daffodylle

A name consisting of mixed definitions. There is no exact one, and there is no single explanation to what or how that name stands. The color that would symbolize this name is white, because the one with that name defines the color white as "serene but chaotic". Because she finds peacefulness in messy circumtances, and that's what makes everything elegant.
She's daffodylle, the girl you can't define.
by elly. August 22, 2021
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DGAF day

dont give a fuck day, When you chill an entire day at school or work and do nothing.
Friend: Are you stressed about that test today.
You: nah, im having a DGAF day bro
by Professor Chillington March 13, 2011
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