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Deeson

You are a strong person in material matters, determined and knowledgeable. You have a good business ability and are very intelligent . You are a hard worker, steady, a great teacher and practical. These qualities will bring you a position of authority and power. You are honest, a doer, down-to-earth, a great sense of humor, selfless, willing to help others, serious-minded, reliable, and self-disciplined.

You have a good power of concentration. You have an eventful, exciting life, even when things aren’t as you like, you stay positive. You are versatile and have the ability to learn easily. You have the power and ability to chose your own destiny and achieve anything you want in life. You can expand in any direction according to your will and your set of values. You have passion for justice, an inherent courage and endurance to accomplish. With the power comes great responsibility. You are mature, determined and have a great desire to endure. You are a great lover, a wonderful kisser and you know how to satisfy a woman.
Deeson is a great role model, someone to have as your friend.
by Rynaehope August 28, 2021
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Dyson Air Balling

The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.

The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.

The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.

Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"

Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
by Giant Leprachaun July 31, 2011
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Deasoned

To have a request denied repeatedly despite meeting the requirements. Usually used in the past tense for stronger effect. A compound of "DE-nied" for no "rEASON".
"Dude, my application got rejected for a third time. I got Deasoned again."
by capitalk_23 March 5, 2015
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Deson Martinez

"My name is Henry Miller, and my husband is Deson Martinez."
by Svartsjuk January 28, 2021
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The Flying Dyson

The act of putting your flaccid penis in an Dyson Airblade hand dryer, and let it flop around in the hot air.

The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.
I really wish I owned a Dyson Airblade, so I could perform the flying dyson daily.
by Hybeltiger May 9, 2016
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DREYSON

Dreyson is an all around funny guy who can make anyone laugh! He gives great hugs and generally very compassionate. Dreyson’s are always extremely talented at everything they do. They are the BEST boyfriend a girl could ever have and any girl would be lucky to be with him.

He is always happy and looking for ways to improve himself and everyone else. He is very encouraging to others and always looks for the best in people. He has the voice of an angel and is drop dead gorgeous. He is always looking to make friends and tries to make everyone happy.

Anyone would be lucky to know a Dreyson. They are charismatic and fun!
Dreyson was so nice to me yesterday.
by Brian Corson July 28, 2018
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dyson day

a day that sucks continuously.

Like a Dyson vacuum, it never loses suction.
I woke up late, had a flat, the cat threw up on me, I lost my change in the vending machine, the boss bitched me out, got stuck in traffic on the way home, my girlfriend broke up with me and took the X-box, the computer crashed and I'm out of vodka. Today was a "Dyson day".
by KimmehG September 14, 2008
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