Derpine

A measure of 'derpiness', or rediculousness. Not precisely defined, and ample for hyperbole.

This meme is rated about 100,000 derpines.

by MotlovCocktail December 14, 2016

dewhineifie

Getting rid of the whine parts of a movie, book, play, situation, relationship, life.

I would watch a dewhineified version of Star Trek Discovery. Every episode would be 5 minutes long.

by FranzE November 20, 2020

Depine

The act of removing the quills (pines) from an animal such as a porcupine.

"Yo how could you make a porcupine a pet?"
"Well you would just have to depine it"
"Wait, don't you mean dequill?
"Whatever same thing"

by UmassSlamherst August 17, 2011

Dewined

When a Manlet or short person compensates for his lack of height, and therefor self confidence, by going out and fucking and entire state. This person may also drive a lifted truck or a flashy sports car to distract from the fact his feet dangle from the toilet seat.

Dude, Mike is my bro, but he is so Dewined. Every time we go to the bar, we are there two minutes and he is hitting on every girl there. Saying he just bought a new Corvette.

by TopShot2020 July 21, 2020

wil despines

he is a dessil freshman that wold fuck you up and he loves the titty's

he got back to, he got me behind him

by NICK AVERY April 8, 2003

Governor Dewine

A small male, imbecile, make a wish reject. Someone who got beat up in 3rd grade and failed to let it go and went into politics. Smallan syndrome.

I thought you were stupid but seriously man you're a governor dewine.

by Pescosolido November 21, 2020

Governor Dewine

A small male with an ego trip
The master of disguise
Someone make a wish rejected
Someone who entered politics after getting beat up in 3rd grade
Imbecile
A face you wish had pink eye

You have a Governor Dewine face and you need to change it

by Pescosolido November 21, 2020