fetus deletus

the wizarding world's preferred way of abortion

"Harry, about last night.... i'm pregnant"
"fetus deletus"

by PobodyisNerfect July 10, 2014

Feed Demetri

1. Taking a shit. You are the source of "food", and Demetri is the toilet. This is secretive way to communicate when you want too keep your bathroom use private.

Joshua : There are so many options in this food court, I'm thinkin we go with Panda Express.
Geoffrey : Dude, I'll be back shortly. I'm gonna go feed Demetri then I'll have room for some Beijing Beef.

Example 2
Sara : OMG Rach, those new Nacho Fries from Taco Bell were totally lit.
Rachel : Damn girl, Demetri will be eating well soon.

Example 3

Thomas (in bathroom) (in Russian accent) : EAT DEMETRI EEEEAAAAAT!!!!!

Nicole : What the fuck is he doing in there?

Henry : He's just feeding Demetri, Fireball and Hot Wings always do this to him.

Angie : Yea, the last time this happened, he had to perform Heimlich on Demetri, thankfully we had a plunger.

by BigBunny4482 February 23, 2018

yeetus yeetus kneecap deletus

the most powerful spell used by any mage ever. in 1792 it game ended Hitler by deleting his kneecaps and yeeting them to an alternate dimension where ugandan knuckles is still funny. if you say this to someone they will instantly lose their kneecaps and commit die.

Person: You can't defeat me mortal!
PeRsON 2: YEETUS YEETUS KNEECAP DELETUS NORMIE
Person: *commits death as the russian anthem plays with the bass boosted beyond comprehension*

by Big Stale Meme November 9, 2018

YEETUS DELETUS

When you're trying to ban someone with the speed of a yeet.

Ooo you trying to trigger me?
YEETUS DELETUS!

by NobleShyGuy November 8, 2018

Dash Delete

This is where, you meet a person of off a chatroom/website, with intent to get with them or further, but instead you turn up to find that they are hideously ugly, there fore you dash home and delete them off of said chatroom/website thus solving your problem.

Bill met up with Sarah who he found on myspace, only to turn up to find sarah was dirt blud so he dash deleted her enit.

by GG-BIGBOI January 4, 2008

Delete it fat

When you tell someone to delete something you don't like and to do it in a fast manner.

Demi Lovato dm'ed a fan to delete a post. She told them to "delete it fat before I fuck you up".

by Brooklyngp January 4, 2015

Delete You

Completely erasing someone from your life after they have either broke your heart, hurt you, betrayed you, annoyed you, and/or lost you as friend. Burning pictures, deleting numbers,facebook,buddy list, emails, tearing up letters.

Usually accompanied by intense heartache or crying

Anthony- Rachel it is over I have moved on

Rachel {Walks away crying}

Rachel(At Home)- I HATE YOU ANTHONY WHY DID I EVER LOVE YOU YOU ARE OUT OF MY LIFE!! I AM OFFICIALLY DELETING YOU. DELETE YOU!!

by imgointhrushitD.L.A.S. October 14, 2009