red detour

Having anal sex because your girl is having her period

My girl was on her period. So I had to take the red detour

by Jballs83 November 29, 2013

Dirty Detour

Being on your way somewhere and getting sidetracked into going to get your fuck on.

I was with Steve the other night on the way to the club, his ex girlfriend called him and he went on a dirty detour. I had to sit in the car outside the chicks apartment for an hour.

by Harry Boughner November 26, 2009

San Francisco Detour

A sexual act in which a male places his penis head against either nostril of his partner just prior to ejaculation. Once ejaculation is imminent, the male exhorts, "I'm going to cum!". The 'detouree' then takes a deep breath through the nostrils, forcing the seminal fluid into the stomach by way of the nose--rather than the mouth--as is typically expected.

Note: If two men ejaculate in either nostril of the 'detouree', this is referred to simply as: A double detour.

"I'm sick and tired of having my genetic fluid travel down the same ol' street. This time it's going for a detour. A San Francisco Detour."

by Lah22 October 4, 2011

detouring yourself in the mushroom truck

Slang for beating off in a dirty or generally disgusting bathroom stall.

Don't ever be detouring yourself in the mushroom truck when John walks in. It won't be pretty.

by Gafoto January 16, 2008

The Ol' Pennsylvania detour

That act of standing behind an individual and reaching between ones legs and jerking them off.

Rashawnda gave tyresius the ol' pennsylvania detour.

by Shaftamus August 1, 2016

mexican detour

When you fuck a girl in the butt because she is on her period

I had to take the Mexican Detour

by Shams88 May 15, 2016

Dick Detour

When someone isn’t following the “chicks before dicks” philosophy they’re takin a dick detour.

Thank goodness she finally found her way off that dick detour!

by TacitAura June 23, 2020