destructions

a combination of destroy and instructions.

used to describe complicated instructions that will probably send any honest hard-working dad into a furious string of cursing as he attempts to put together toys, furniture, and other assemble-yourself our-priced trinkets.

husband: "#$%&@! i can't get this &*^%$!'n thing to work!"
wife: "did you read the destructions?"

by Jesse Colburn January 02, 2008

Destruction

When you are beyond hammered and or shitfaced. Destruction usually results in either a blackout or an mip.

Destruction also usually consists of the usage of weed to end the night.

Person #1: How was last night? Last I saw, you ran naked into the diag.

Person #2: Absolute destruction. I can't remember anything.

by Ace_Go_Blue March 22, 2010

Destruction

Destruction: the skillful art of demolishing something

A great passtime

"those dang kids gone destroyed the school again...burnt it right to the ground before anyone even noticed...nobody cares about school obviously..."

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

Destruction

Legendary thrash metal band from Germany. Featuring: Marcel "Schmier" Schirmer - Bass & Vocals, Mike Sifringer - Lead Guitar, and Marc Reign - Drums.

Infernal overkill is a sikk album by Destruction.

by anonymous_destruction_fan March 12, 2009

Destruction

To destroy:past tense

There was mass destruction in the area recently

by Userlol69 January 10, 2022

destructions

A step-by-step guide to destroy something.

You read instructions to build something, so you should read destructions to destroy it.

by Richard Hundhausen January 24, 2005

Destructed

The art of destruction. To have something destroyed.

I no longer have use for this, I'm gonna have it destructed.

by GeeAitch (thanks Riss!) November 21, 2008