despret

when someone is so sad they look for people to go out with online

christina:stacey posted skankilicious new pics on myspace yesterday
rosie:how despret!

by ninjasquids March 26, 2009

DepREZZion

A heightened form of post-concert depression, onset typically occurs 1-7 days after seeing REZZ live. Symptoms include: obsessively re-watching videos from the show, inability to stop saying “dude I miss REZZ,” spontaenous combustion, impulsively buying more REZZ tickets, and audiovisual hallucinations. It is a common side effect of Rezzothelioma, and it primarily affects Rezzbians and other extra-terrestrial beings.

“Hey, are you okay? “

“Ugh, I just saw REZZ yesterday so I’m going through a bit of a depREZZion.”

by Renoodle February 6, 2019

deprez

The Man, The Myth, The legend!

If you hear the word DePrez you know your hearing of a legacy.
DePrez is it’s own species and if you ever come along with one they can tell you they seen it all.
DePrez’s origin is a mystery, some say it started from a native pregnating a goat or it was birthed from a rock that hit a caveman and created THE DePrez. But either way, it’s a true hero if you ever come along with the a thing with the name.

“The man caught a gorilla that just ate 10 pounds of cocaine and was named DePrez.”

“I one time saw a DePrez but never could touch him because he was to illuminated with power.”

by Wudachung April 15, 2020

despressio111117

Strong Sad's screen name.

depressio111117: vinegar toast? did you really think i'd fall for that?

by Mark Federline January 31, 2004

Despresso

When you're feeling very down, but because of societal terms and gender expectations you fear saying you're depressed since you don't even know what it really means.

Can also be used for that one strong cup of coffee that gets you moving despite being depressed at the time

Yo dude, you okay?

Yeah, I just need my daily Despresso to get moving

Alright, hang in there, if you need to talk, I'm here.

SMS1: wanna hang out
SMS2: no sorry i'm in Despsresso mode
SMS1: aw, what happened

SMS2: memories hit me

by EldaTheCarGuy June 12, 2020

Deserez

The greatest person alive, loves to role play, and play video games, dyes her hair, and has blue eyes. She stands at 5'4 or 5'5. Her best friend is normally named Alexis. :

Have you meant Alexis? Oh yea.... Deserez's best friend, you should see them together and try NOT to laugh.

by Jamiegooooo August 22, 2010

Despression

Desperate depression.

I am not getting any deals; this is giving me despression.

by donalduck1234 June 17, 2023