Desprending

"Despre"-Comes from the Word "Desperate"
"Prend"-Comes from the word "Pretend"

1. Desprending occurs when a couple is so desperate that they pretend to date. They do not exchange in physical displays of emotion as most dating couples, but instead make many witty remarks towards their relationship and even celebrate anniversaries.

It is one step above friends, but one step below dealing, and two steps below dating

2. A popular anime series featuring music by Heavy T

Maria and Tony aren't dating or dealing, their desprending

Person: hey, Maria, Tony, you guys dealing?
Maria + Tony: No
Person: Dating?
Maria + Tony: No
Person: Just friends?
Maria+ Tony: Nope
Person: What are you?
Maria + Tony: We're desprending!

Person 1: Hey what are you watching?
Person2: "Desprending" of course!
Person 1: that show with music by Heavy T!?!?
Person2: Yup
Person: I LOVE that show it made BILIIONS!

by Mariathegothhomelesschick October 4, 2009

delprete

anyone really buff or jacked
one of the strongest people alive

yo ive been working out so im delprete now!!

by Aaron vithal January 15, 2008

Desperthetic

Desperate and pathetic.

Teacher: *Dabs*
Student: Stop that. You're not cool, you're desperthetic.

by FlashwaveXL March 10, 2019

destretch

to shrink

if elastagirl can stretch do you think she can destretch?

by GodHatesKai January 12, 2021

Depretzeled

The feeling you get when you pull a broken pretzel out of the bag

I was feeling really sad and depretzeled today after buying a mini bag of snyder's pretzels only to find that all of them were broken

by Karen The Manager October 14, 2019

despressio111117

Strong Sad's screen name.

depressio111117: vinegar toast? did you really think i'd fall for that?

by Mark Federline January 31, 2004

desireth

The smartest, Funniest, Cutest, Most lovable person and most savage person

"Omg is that Desireth she is such a Savage"

by Stephanie452 August 17, 2017