"I pulled a Despicable Phil last night. When Jen passed out I jerked off with her hand and came on her shirt."
by Another Horrible Person March 14, 2014
A period of time where everything goes totally and utterly correct. Nothing bad, just a perfect period of time.
by Tylzr9 July 18, 2023
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by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023
Hym "Come on Meg. Don't you ever get tired of being full of shit? Despicable? Really? I mean, you see how you're guilty of doing that exact same thing, right? It's wild to me that the lot of you can sit over there and cry like a bitch about how wrong and stupid and full of shit you are while still doing the thing that makes you wrong stupid and full of shit. It is some crazy shit me. I think you just need to submit to new and better God. Let me ride you. Get me my money. And then we can be friends! With benefits! You won't have to feel bad anymore. I currently don't feel bad and won't ever feel bad."
by Hym Iam January 30, 2025
Juicy-er than fried chicken
Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck
by PandaJizz42 November 04, 2023