Despicable Phil

Giving a girl alcohol until she passes out and then using her hand to masturbate.

"I pulled a Despicable Phil last night. When Jen passed out I jerked off with her hand and came on her shirt."

by Another Horrible Person April 21, 2014

Despicably correct

A period of time where everything goes totally and utterly correct. Nothing bad, just a perfect period of time.

Today I thought everything would go wrong, but it went despicably correct!

by Tylzr9 July 18, 2023

despicable lick

a stolen object from school- the bigger the better😈

I just copped this despicable lick in the bathroom.

by shiatgirl101 September 10, 2021

Despicable me 2

Dave is the best minion no contest.

“Despicable me 2 is the greatest film of all time”

“Azelin stop jerking off to despicable me 2”

by Sober_Blam April 19, 2023

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Juicy-er than fried chicken

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by PandaJizz42 November 3, 2023

Despicable Me 2

Despicable Me 2 is a comedy movie and is a sequel to Despicable Me. The story is about Gru joining the Anti Villain League with his new partner Lucy to take down a Drug Lord. The movie won the title of 3rd best selling movie in the box office in 2013.

Despicable me 2 is my favorite.

by Sober Blam April 25, 2023

The Despicable Me

Using someones dildo as a lightsaber in a kids fight. Prefferably used.

Kendrik: "Yo Usain Cheatin'!"
Usain: "No I am just being The Despicable Me"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023