the upper decker

the act of deficating in the upper tank of ones toilet leaving a foul stench undiscovered with the remnants of muddy water

before i got kicked out of that bar last night i gave them the upper decker

by face vol.4 May 23, 2009

two identical rocks in the desert

Literally the funniest thing you could ever see. It’s even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle. However, old people usually don’t understand why this is so funny.

Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”
Jotaro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakyoin:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Polnareff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020

Desert Goggles

When a service member deploys to the desert and has sexual relations with an unattractive female. Being in the desert for such long periods of time forces the service member to have sexual relations with a female he normally wouldnt consider state-side. A girl who is usually a 2 or 3 will be a 6 or 7 after months of being in the desert.

Soldier 1: Dude, did you hear Sgt John is banging Sgt Jane?

Soldier 2: What?! Shes hiddeous!

Soldier 1: He must have desert goggles.

Soldier 2: Well, He has been deployed for a while.

by RedRocket02 April 4, 2010

Desert Toad

That mate that has to drip dry after a shower, so as to absorb a maximum quantity of water.

Matts been in the shower for ages, the fucking desert toad!

by RudePill April 23, 2017

Desert Rat

Someone who was born, raised, or has most of their life in the desert and is proud of where they come from because of the beauty the desert holds. Most associated with people for the Southwest; such as Western Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and parts of SoCal.

She moved to Portland, but will always be a desert rat at heart.

by Victoriaa33 September 28, 2017

Deskraiser

An exceptional type of erection/boner often induced by the internet which raises your desk by around 1-2 inches.

When Ringham turns on the internet its usually only 5 minutes before something gives him a deskraiser. Can often be attributed to midget porn and or Emma Watson.

by eddbutter March 12, 2013

Theo Decker

to “Theo Decker” is to be in deep denial about your gayness. This is often when somebody suffers with deep rooted internalized homophobia and compulsory heterosexuality. A “Theo Decker” might even be in love with somebody of the same sex without admitting it to themselves.

Theo Decker was a repressed homosexual in love with his best friend

“That guy’s a total Theo Decker!”

by broadwaybyler December 16, 2018