pawsible deniability

When a kitty is so cute that it couldn't possible have committed the crime.

Did the cat poop on the carpet? No way, look at that face! He's got pawsible deniability.

by sirbennetj May 13, 2015

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Plausible fuckable deniability

A reasonable pretense for having sex.

By inviting Mary up for coffee, Bill was offering her plausible fuckable deniability, so as not to trip up her ASD.

"I have to show you this great Youtube video."

"What do you mean you haven't seen Avatar? I have a bootleg copy, let's watch it at my place."

"There's a beautiful lake view from my hotel room."

by ATexan March 3, 2010

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plausible deniability

When it is acceptable for a party to lie about what they did because the truth would hurt too much and cause many problems.

Plausible deniability is a larger version of a white lie.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

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Plausible Deniability Salad

1. A salad eaten at a large buffet in order so that the person eating it doesn't look like a total glutton to everyone around them.
2. Any act undertaken in order to hide one's true intentions.

1. I went to the buffet last night, but I ate some plausible deniability salad before heading for the wings, tacos, and steak.
2. Right before I porked your mom, I told her how sorry I was that her fifth husband had run away with the 1976 East German Women's Sumo Wrestling Champion, but consoling her was just plausible deniability salad. All I really cared about was getting it on with her.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 30, 2011

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