Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021

Designated Drunk

Responsible partiers choose a Designated Driver to drive during a night of debauchery. The Designated Drunk is chosen by the Driver.

The Designated Drunk assumes responsibility for all drink offers given to the Driver. The Designated Drunk will take all offers of toasts, shots, and drinking competitions in place of the Driver.

Random drunk: "Hey dude! Come have a shot with me!"
Designated Driver: "Gary, you're DD. Take that shot for me."
Gary: "Alright."

by Sanzone September 28, 2005

designated texter

a passenger who reads and replies to any and all text messages recieved on the drivers phone, thus alowing the driver to focus on the road and not hit anything or get pulled over for reckless driving.

Guy 1: "Woah, i almost hit that telephone pole back there, Dude you should be my designated texter "

Guy 2: "Yeah no problem bro"

by jdcftb12 September 29, 2008

Designated Drinker

The complete opposite of a designated driver. A person who always get's smashed and drinks alcohol like it's nothing. May possibly drive you to the club but not back home. If it's you and the designated drinker expect to only have one drink because your driving home unless you want a smashed car.

"Fuck a wristband, lets all do a keg stand. I'm like cheech and chong hittin up the beer bong. When the cops show up they're gonna get the finger and I don't give a fuck. Cause I'm the designated drinker."

by Chantel Cliche November 10, 2009

Design-a-Clancy

1. A mixture of fictional characters brought on by a delusion of success and misappropriated sense of self-worth and importance.

2. Overheard ramblings of an insanely medding and micro-managing type of business owner who has her head so far up her own ass, she can see her own motionless leathery heart as it always has been: useless.

"Design-a-Clancy Alliance-Goody Design-a-Clancy Alliance-Goody Design-a-Clancy Alliance-Goody Design-a-Clancy Alliance-Goody"

by Earache Baranski October 31, 2007

designcreatology

It's the fusing of design, creativity and technology.

To stay ahead of the pack, today's techies are using designcreatology to remain cutting edge.

by editorjeff June 23, 2010

DeSinc

Half-Life speedrunner doing accelerated backhopping. He can probably beat Super Mario 64 under 15 minutes with no stars. DeSinc can also do use-hopping, forward hopping, bunny hops, air strafing, use almost any surface as a ramp, grenade-boosted backhopping, backhop from his workplace on his way back to his home to beat the traffic, find the secret vortigaunt batcave, trap Combine Civil Protection in his basement forever using a can, create human traffic jams, host_timescale 30 .

DeSinc is known for using strats.

by Smartass2 June 26, 2020