Derv

Derv- 1 A person who is very unreliable, untrustworthy.

2 A person who always rips people off; usually on drugs

Yo fool you need some nug?
Fuck you Derv!

by Streetratderv April 9, 2010

derv apparel

a custom gangster tall hoodie company, for skiers and snowboarders. Straight outta the bay..Northern Ontario.

Damn, look at that gangster derv apparel hoodie.

by derv apparel June 21, 2010

whores-derve

A quick bang with a skank or easy trashy chick very early in the night just to get a sure thing out of the way in case a better thing does not work out later.

Dude, did you just hook up with that?
Yeah, figured I would have a little "whores-derve" to start the night out right.

by Kirby NOLE November 2, 2014

Derv

Noun - A terrifying deformed creature with the screaming abilities of it's Pterodactyl ancestors.

Verb: Derv, Derving, Derved - To derv something is to royally fuck it up.

You really derved it this time pal.

Ash: Oh shit, I just crashed my dad's volvo.
Alex: Yep, you proper derved it.

by BigJohnnyBravo October 9, 2018

Big Derv

Big Derv is a nickname usually used by her lover. It is used as an insult against anyone named Derv/Deirbhile. Usually her lover would be named Jack and she dreams of her surname to be O’ Donoghue. She dreams to be a teacher but she will grow up to be a stripper. ‘Big’ being she makes it big in the stripper community. Derv is a perv and you can use this to describe a Deirbhile. She would like to be rammed by her lover

Well Big Derv what’s the craic with you and Jack. I heard you want to be pegged by him

by Deirbhile O Donoghue February 28, 2022