Dermatological Graffiti

A form of artwork, also known as a tattoo, that one may have chosen just to offend people.

Person 1: I don't like your tattoo because it has the F word in it.

Person 2: No shit... I chose this "Dermatological Graffiti" just to offend little weak-ass bitches like yourself!

Person 1: I hate my life.

by X_Shaun_X February 26, 2012

Dermatologist

A Dermatologist is not a real Doctor.

Son: I want to grow up and be a dermatologist.
Father: Do you mean a fake doctor?
Son: Yes

by JeffIsGoat December 5, 2018

dermatophobia

Someone who has a phobia/is scared of skin lesions

She was Sufferd from Dermatophobia

by Horse rider girl May 11, 2018

Dermatologist

Greek for fake doctor.

Surgeon: There are 5 doctors in this room!
Doctor: I counted only 4.
Surgeon: What?
Doctor: Well, doctor Johnson is a dermatologist, which is Greek for fake doctor.
Surgeon: The hell, what no.

by MrLeiv July 17, 2020

Dermatomixologistian

A dermatologist, doubling as a mixologist, blends oil with body lotion. They rub this magic potion all over the body, which ironically makes the skin less oily and supercharges the lotion with moisturizing powers. Extra hydrating, hold the grease!

After trying every lotion on the shelf, Yara, the Dermatomixologistian, decided to give the mixed her favorite lavender oil with a body lotion and applied it generously. At her next brunch, she couldn't stop showing off her arms, gliding around the table like a figure skater, proving that her new skin regimen worked wonders—less oil, more glow!

by Dr. Slick McSmoothskin April 12, 2024

Dermatise

To preserve the skin of a deceased animal via taxidermy for the purpose of artistic, functional, or technological transformation.

"I didn't want to just bury my hamster, so I decided to dermatise him and put him on the bookshelf."

by HaydenT February 6, 2026

Dermatomacroscopicoorganoaquaeutrophy

(лат. derma — кожа + macros — крупный + organo — живой + aqua — вода + eutrophy — здоровое питание)

Существительное, ж. р.

Медицинское определение: Состояние абсолютного биологического здоровья кожных покровов, достигнутое путем естественного увлажнения и воздействия крупных органических частиц.

Антоним: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (болезнь легких от мельчайшей пыли).

Пример употребления: «После недели отдыха в лесу у реки у него наблюдалась полная дерматомакроскопикоорганоакваэутрофия (Dermatomacroscopicoorganoaquaeutrophy)».

by uhhkitty February 22, 2026