Derm

A Derm is a random person.

That Derm won’t shut his mouth up.

by D0Xx July 12, 2020

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derms

A bullshit word used in the popular scrabble rip off "words with friends." Used in desperation against domination.

LZ laid down a sweet "vengeance," to which Jonny Boy responded with a halfassed derms.

by hauntedbyprince December 07, 2012

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Sperm Derm

A skin-like film which forms on the penis after ejaculation, when the semen dries.

John: Dude! Your dick skin is peeling!

Joe: Oh that?!? No that is my sperm derm. I was masturbating in the kitchen an hour ago.

John: Oh. Okay.... Hey this egg flour soup tastes kinda funny.

by rogerthewhale August 18, 2010

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derms style

get her to take her nikers off and just run with the nikers

i did your mother derms style last night

by red hair tauren February 14, 2009

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Micro Derm Abrasion

Micro Derm Abrasion is what happens when you use cheap toilet paper - it makes your butt raw after repeated wiping much like sand paper would do.
Micro Derm Abrasions are common in office buildings, gas stations, Grandma's house, etc. In extreme cases there are chunks of wood embedded in the tissue.

Using the toilet paper in our office building is like getting a Micro Derm Abrasion on your butt.

by 9key April 06, 2006

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