derection

The shrinking of the penis (the opposite of an erection) usually after seeing someone or something unpleasant.

There are 2 types of derections:
•a boner derection (where the penis returns to its normal state from a boner)
•a normal state derection (where the penis shrinks so much that it folds in on itself )

(Word origin : South African potato)

•"That ugly woman gave me a derection"

by PigeonSlayer February 8, 2019

Derection

when one has an erection and wishes to make it soft. usually because somebody is coming upstairs or into your room during a wank. And when made soft, will become a derection.

Mum: Dave, im coming to check if you are doing your homework!

Dave: Shit! i need a derection, and fast!

by elliot0084 June 11, 2008

derection

The opposite of an erection. Usually caused by witnessing either someone who is hideously ugly.

a: 'Oh my god did you see that aboslute mole.'
b: 'Yes, she gave me a derection.'

by LOX_Lox June 16, 2007

Derection

Something so horrific or strange that is causes an erect Penis to go flaccid.

being thrown up on ruined my night and caused a massive derection

by Trianglesoflove January 2, 2017

Derection

The opposite of an erection. When you see/hear something so disgusting that your penis instantly becomes soft.

Man 1: I just saw Lindsey Lohan file a lawsuit against GTA V and I got a derection

by TheReckoning7 May 26, 2018

Dericketonley

When you wake up one morning and there is a charred body next to you that wasn't there before. And you slowly realize its your wife.

verb- the action of charring a wife
adjective- when a wife has been charred

Priest- "Cause of death, Dericketonley."

by Dericketonley November 21, 2021

derection

When something puts you off an erection, Whan your dick goes from hard to soft!

Gemma 'daniel i wanna suck your cock now, come upstairs im gaggin..'

Daniel 'im with my mates, but come on then go upstairs an txt me when you ready ill say im on tthe phone''

Gemma ''(text) come bby im horny an fingerin myself waitin for you with ma vibrator''

Daniel goes up an gets sucked off, he now wants to fuck her ..but he smells something lifts up the quilt an her pussiy is stinkin!! he has a derection but dont wanna tell her.

Idaniel thinkin -id neva tell you im bi, cause least they dont smell an turn me an fuck him when i want just pay im too keep it low

by LankymanDan November 9, 2009