Dereck

The gay male version of a cougar.

Lance is 37 years old. He's boning a 20 year old named Bruce. This makes him a Dereck.

by F'n F March 13, 2018

Dereck

Dereck is the kind of guy that will be so rude that you can’t help but laugh. He’s the nerd that will stop at nothing to literally climb you just to give you a high five that’s way to high for him. He will be the one mandatory guy flute player in every band, and he will either be the worst, or the best one. He’s probably gay, and just can’t admit it to himself yet. He’s the dungeon master of dnd and likes to make really easy campaigns because he’s not capible of anything else. He will work out literally all the time and post on Instagram every time he is at the gym, but he won’t ever actually loose any weight. He’s the guy that with all he’s flaws you still hang out with because hey, his friends are kind of hawt...

Omg that guys so rude

Yea I know, he’s a total Dereck

by Fjaoudnwbfkwbqkd January 24, 2019

Dereck

O Dereck é um menino do FAKE MUITO ENGRAÇADOO ele nunca sabe que shape usar ou que icon usar porque para além de lindo é indeciso e complicado (também é muito exigente). Pode ser alto ou baixo, feio ou bonito porque continuará a ser uma pessoa 5 estrelas
DERECK com kapa

"O Dereck não sabe que shape usar"
"De novo??????"

by Dereckkk May 6, 2020

Dereck

Sensitive and cries all the time. Likes to be involved with drama and and falls in love too easily

Oh stop crying you're being such a dereck!

by Knitknots May 28, 2021

Dereck

Is Rick from Rick and Morty's accountant and his baby daddy, Dereck in Greek also means fruity. A Dereck is a nice friend but will refer to you as a "hate friend" and usually has mid-book taste; however; Derek's are pretty cool overall. If you have a Dereck as a friend don't expect him to answer back for at least 2 hours.

In Dereck we trust

by Sophists 23 December 6, 2023

Dereck

A Dereck is Rick's ( from Rick and Morty) accountant and also his baby daddy, Dereck in Greek means fruity. A Dereck is a nice friend but will refer to you as a "hate friend" and has a mid-book taste typically. Overall a pretty chill guy but will take at least 2 hours to respond back to you. If you have a Dereck in your life keep him, he will edit your major essays

In Dereck we trust

by Sophists 23 December 6, 2023

Dereck

A Dereck is Rick's ( from Rick and Morty) accountant and also his baby daddy, Dereck in Greek means fruity. A Dereck is a nice friend but will refer to you as a "hate friend" and has a mid-book taste typically. Overall a pretty chill guy but will take at least 2 hours to respond back to you. If you have a Dereck in your life keep him, he will edit your major essays

In Dereck we trust

by Sophists 23 December 6, 2023