Delivering the Dogs

A euphemistic term commonly associated with gay men in an attempt to announce in a classy and refined way that they are preparing...even eager...to engage in powerful anal sex with an amenable sloppy party bottom

Girlfriend, I would love to stay and chat but my boyfriend is home on shore leave so I need to run and get a pack of Magnums...daddy's gonna be delivering the dogs tonight.

by Dirk Strongold June 12, 2011

deliverancing

Deliverancing: Humiliating someone in a demeaning and dehumanizing way. Origin: the movie deliverance when Ned Beatty is forced to squeal like a pig by the local rednecks.

The psychotic boss was deliverancing his new employee in front of his peers for being 1 minute late to work.

by New Fred October 1, 2020

delivering pizza

Working an unskilled (or less skilled) job to make ends meet or because you are unable to get work in your career. (Any job less prestigious than your career counts, but it must be a non-career job.)

He's having a hard time finding work as an engineer so he's delivering pizza.

I hear your husband is out of work. Is he delivering pizza?

I teach high school, but to make ends meet I also deliver pizza.

by tFool2 November 30, 2010

deliverable

Lame-ass consultant speak typically used by Accenture and Deloitte employees to refer to a document that is submitted to a client.

"Mike, did you submit that deliverable to IBM last week, ya jerk?"

by Some Consultant April 20, 2004

Delivering the Pizza

Code for trying to get it in with an uderaged child

Creeper: "Hey, i need your help delivering the pizza and i dont know where this street is!"
Victim: "Go down this street until you..."
Creeper: "Well I'll give you a ride to wherever you need and a couple bucks, too!"
Victim: "Uhmm.. No not today you pedophile!!!"

by tom pickle March 12, 2011

The Deliverance

This sexual postion requires 4 particapants. 2 male and 2 female or 4 female. The act requires the two females to be making out while the other 2 participants perform the rusty banjo on the females. For best results perform during the dueling banjo scene of the movie Deliverence. Hence the name.

Anne-Marie and Jody were so horny they wanted Lyall and Travis to perform the Deliverance on them.

by DdoubleRS October 8, 2008

Deliverance Online

Any place where if you have money, you are allowed to do whatever.

Hey dude, Ana think she's on Deliverance Online.
Lets go kick her a** to show this aint Deliverance Online.

by DVTH February 7, 2008