Dennis Reynolds

The most narcissistic member of the gang on FXX's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis is a vain playboy that is always trying to score chicks, who he then tapes himself having sex with. He is prone to villainous breakdowns. and often refers to himself as a "Golden God" because he self-deludedly believed himself to be popular in high school.

Dennis Reynolds: I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves. Be gone from me, vile man, be gone from me! A starter car?! This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods, the golden god. I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!

by AliceKettle September 4, 2016

Dennis Nedry

Overweight, scheming computer technician in Jurassic Park, killed by spitting dinosaur in an attempt to smuggle dinosaur embryos off the island.

Dennis Nedry is such a doffhead!

by 7620 May 23, 2005

Long Denims

Long Denims are females who belong to a fundamentalist christian church. Their church bans the wearing of medium length skirts/dresses, short length skirts/dresses and pants. Normally Long Denims are exceeding subservient to their husbands, have no original thoughts of their own and live in the south.

Look Marge...here come a flock of Long Denims from the baptist church.

by Philanewbie June 10, 2009

Dennis Langevin

A strange bald creature that somehow managed to get his job as the Hendrick Middle School Orchestra Director, despite his love for souls and mustard. He will often scream at random times and scare small children. This of course is why he teaches middle school, not elementary school. He has no soul, but he DOES have a heart. This is why he takes the souls of his students, and band kids. He uses them to keep him alive. He stores his souls in a closet to consume later on. Dennis Langevin is not only powered by souls, but his love for Starbucks. There are many theories about Dennis Langevin. None of these theories are ever true however. No one has, and ever will know the truth about Dennis Langevin.

Dennis Langevin loves to eat souls with mustard, and wash it down with his Starbucks.

by RyanS34 February 21, 2017

The Dennis System

Made famous in the tv series It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis Reynold's fool proff system to get any girls undying love and devotion for life.

D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nuture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Seperate Entirely

The way to win any girl's heart.

Kalee- "The pizzas good."
Dennis- "Your the one thats good."
The Dennis System

by delamp November 21, 2009

Denim Jacket Girls

They are a very mean group of girls (normally 2) who give dirty looks. And aren’t known till you have an encounter with them. They are the type of girls who can’t ‘say it with their chest’.

Faiza: Oh look it’s the Denim Jacket Girls we saw yesterday.
Ben: Yea. They called me weird yesterday. Couldn’t even come say it to my face.

by Transitions May 2, 2019

Dennis

Generous, understanding, smart, and very talented. He is as sharp and as quick-witted as Jim Carrey on speed, but he can also sometimes be brooding like Marlon Brando. He's a strange one, but he will leave you laughing anytime you see him. He has a cute self-consciousness about him that is very charming. He is so gifted that everything just comes to him naturally and effortlessly, but he genuinely thinks he sucks at everything when in fact he doesn't. Which is fine, because that makes him try ten times harder than anybody else at anything that he does. He is also very tough. Stories tell of him wrestling a pack of hungry coyotes that were messing with his cat. Don't ask what happened to those coyotes. He's just one of those few people that have a commanding presence about them, and you instantly recognize him when he steps into a room. Mere mortals tremble by his very presence, but he doesn't see you this way. He is never judgmental towards others, which is refreshing to see. He is very empathetic and always wants to relate to others. I think he's an artist, and a damn good one, but he cringes when hearing that word. He has great difficulty receiving compliments, of all things, and I cannot figure out why. Did I mention he's handsome? He looks like Johnny Depp. On a bad day. His wit, humor, handsomeness, and all around awesomeness, makes me think that he is the reincarnation of Cary Grant.

Dennis: Why are you so good to me?

You: Shall I climb up and tell you why?

Dennis: Lol.

by dont delete me April 18, 2013