Former house majority leader; resigned in disgrace. A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience. Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
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AND THEN WHAT?
THEN WHAT?
I TALK TO MYSELF,
LIKE SOME CRAZY
COMPLETE IDIOT?
HEY GUYS THANKS FOR THE SUB MAN
OH OH YO OH WAIT,
OH YOU'RE,
YOU'RE TWELVE?
OH O YOU HAVE A BEARD NOW?
THAT'S FANTASTIC
DUD, DUD
THE,
THE VIEWERS WILL GROW UP,
HAVE CHILDREN,
GO TO COLLEGE,
GRADUATE,
GET MARRIED,
GET SIX KIDS,
DIE,
COME BACK TO LIFE,
GET REZZED,
THEN I'LL STILL FU-
SHAAA
DU-DU
This chat is so f**king ret*rded düd,
I actually can't f**king listen to them anymore düd
Fifteen minutes delay?
Please düd,
Stop smoking cr*ck
Fifteen minutes?
AND THEN WHAT?
THEN WHAT?
I TALK TO MYSELF,
LIKE SOME CRAZY
COMPLETE IDIOT?
HEY GUYS THANKS FOR THE SUB MAN
OH OH YO OH WAIT,
OH YOU'RE,
YOU'RE TWELVE?
OH O YOU HAVE A BEARD NOW?
THAT'S FANTASTIC
DUD, DUD
THE,
THE VIEWERS WILL GROW UP,
HAVE CHILDREN,
GO TO COLLEGE,
GRADUATE,
GET MARRIED,
GET SIX KIDS,
DIE,
COME BACK TO LIFE,
GET REZZED,
THEN I'LL STILL FU-
SHAAA
DU-DU
This chat is so f**king ret*rded düd,
I actually can't f**king listen to them anymore düd
Fifteen minutes delay?
Please düd,
Stop smoking cr*ck
Fifteen minutes?
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I'm sleeping in today its a 2 hour delay.
Maybe if it keeps snowing the 2 hour delay will turn into a snowday
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