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Deliver

"Mom I delivered the horse today, look!"
"OH DEAR GOD"
by 3nc0d3d January 30, 2016
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Delivous

Something that is very good but also horrible at the same time; something that sucks and swallows
Jake: yo, did you see Linda last night? She was so hot
Adrian: she looked like a fucking slut

Jake: yea, she looked pretty delivous I guess
by Thejawnson October 30, 2016
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delivering

When you deliver a load of semen to her and not on her.
ex. I'm delivering.
ex. I just delivered!
by Kyle Science December 4, 2017
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left on delivered

When you've been snapchatting/texting with your crush and she doesn't even want to open your snap/text.

Worse than being left on read, believe me.
Yo, tanya left me on delivered mane i need your help!

Nigga really be drinking toilet water while being left on delivered
by nelo. January 2, 2019
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left on delivered

Worse than being left on open. They are definitely avoiding you, They can’t evn be bothered to open your text! Usaly can tell if it says they are still active on social media or have done other things eg. Post on story, text in group chat.
Omg I was texting her last night and, she left on delivered
by The.Bright.Light December 1, 2018
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left on delivered

When somebody doesn't like you or want to talk to you but keep it to themselves and are too scared for some reason to leave you on open/read
"i'm so sad, I got left on delivered by Jo"
"Good. Now you know she was never worth your time"
by Oooooopoo June 1, 2020
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Dominos Delivered

When a skank has a child but is not sure who the father is. The skank will sleep with just about anyone, even the Dominos delivery boy.
by Cougbk February 21, 2011
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