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dumpleton dealing

Dumpleton dealing is the skilled art of having the dexterity, skill and experience of dealing a game of poker where the dealer is able to manipulate the cards at the last minute or last round of betting in order that a player who was odds on favourite to win ends up losing to a very unlikely turn of fate. Many dumpleton dealers are also magicians and can adapt there skills easily to close up magic or street cons such as 3 card monte.
Ian had a Full House Aces over Kings, he could only lose to one card, middle pin nine of hearts to give the other guy a straight flush, Sarah was dealing and last card she turned the nine of hearts!! She was dumpleton dealing for sure!!
by GamblersRamblers January 16, 2014
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ian deal

A deal which results in one party getting a substantially better deal then the other, and at the same time the benefitting party still claims to have been screwed.

Named after the founder of Cambridge ON, Ian Jackson, who ripped off the Native tribes people.
Frank told me that he would sell me $20 of gum for $50. After we made the deal, he still claimed he was ripped off. He was Ian Dealed.
by judochan October 13, 2011
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fuck the deal

What the fuck is your problem, Why'd you do that etc.
Man: *Tries to touch your dick*
Big-H: FUCK THE DEAL!!!!!
by SwagMasterSormanH May 1, 2014
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speed dealers

Originally used by Sydney skaters as a term for wrap around sunglasses typically worn by bikies, westies and speed dealers.
The most highly prized speed dealers are "west coast customs" with flames and reflective lenses.
"oh dude check out my new speed dealers"
"holy crap, can i get a bag off ya?"
by kizzamatch November 21, 2013
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Green New Deal

The Green New Deal is a series of prospective laws, policies and orders that are sponsored by U.S. Congresswoman Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez of New York and U.S. Senator Ed Markey of Massachusetts. The comprehensive list of recommended actions taken by the Federal Government is highly controversial but the intent is to save the people of this planet by gradually reversing the harmful effects of Global Warming and extreme Climate Change that is ongoing and has been worsening gradually over the last one hundred years due to the injection of massive amounts of carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases into the atmosphere due to modern industrialization and waste in the economy. The proposed laws in the initiative would discourage and penalize industries that continued or worsened Global Warming, such as the fossil fuels industries, and reward industries, such as solar power, wind and nuclear power, that have the potential to take carbon dioxide and other harmful industrial wastes out of the atmosphere.
The Green New Deal brings fear and loathing to the fossil fuel industries and brings hope to those of us who prefer to protect the Earth instead of human activity that threatens mass extinction and possibly even the end of human civilization.
by GreenNewDealOfficial.com July 10, 2019
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Creepy Crawly Death Dealers

Patton from Sander Sides refers to the spiders on the curtains in Virgil's room as 'creepy crawly death dealers.'
Person A: Look at those curtains!
Person B: They're covered in creepy crawly death dealers!
by purplecapricorn May 5, 2019
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Cock dealer

Adapted from Russian for " how're you"
Writes "как дела" and phonetically should be read "Kak dela"
EN Hi, how're you?
RU Привет. как дела? (Privet. kak dela?)
Slang Hey cock dealer.
by one2much April 1, 2019
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