defrag

verb
1. To half-smoke a weak 100mm cigarette, in order to let the other half relax and collect flavour. Stems from half-smoking a fag, expecting your hard-drive to defragment faster, then putting it out to smoke it the rest when you come back.

2. To relax, chill, mellow out.
1. I'm defragging that Du Maurier. Don't touch it.

2. Ah, sit down and defrag. You look awful.
by El Gordo December 08, 2004
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defrag token

A "defrag token" is a fictitious license or currency required to execute the windows "Defrag" program. The token does not exist, but can be used to help limit a (l)user's defragging in futile attempts to improve the performance of their system.

It has a secondary effect of pre-flagging unwary users for the IT support staff -- similar to the purpose of a left-handed ethernet cable.
(l)user: my computer is slow, I'm gonna run "defrag" a few times to fix it.
BOFH: k, but you better stock up on defrag tokens
(l)user: good idea!
...
(l)user (to helpdesk): I need a bunch of defrag tokens, I'm saving you guys lots of time
helpdesk: wtf?
by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken September 29, 2011
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Defrag my ball drive

Watching short snippets of good porn / hot tottie videos throughout the day in order to 'top up' or refill your ball sack in preparation for a 'Peter North' style session later that night
Been watching a few Jess Greenberg vids on YouTube today to defrag my ball drive. Gonna glaze the missus tonight !
by funkysi2006 September 05, 2014
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defrag your hard drive

Male Masturbation, beating off, coraling the tadpoles. Popular with the computer geeks.
If you had to work on Gretchen's computer, you would have to go defrag your hard drive too.
by BrandonC March 24, 2006
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defragmentation

1.The process of defragmenting your hard drive

2.The gamertag of a bad kid who cheats in Halo 2 on xbox live
Nerd-"the defragmentation process is almost complete"
other guy-"what the fuck are you takling about you crazy crack head"

by CaptainPortugal July 23, 2006
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defragmenter

Slightly derogatory term for psychiatrists. Can be shortened down to 'frag'. Used by intellectual bogan youths.
"You got issue dude! You need to go see a defragmenter!"
by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005
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neuro-defragmentation

A process that involves the systematic disintegration of the brain, often a consequence of an extremely befuddling statement or assertion, such as an ancient chinese proverb or a sentence in Latin.
Person 1: did I confuse you?
Person 2: yeah i was on the brink of neuro-defragmentation

Person 1: So you say he was trying to listen to classical music whilst watching scuzz and doing a crossword in spanish at the same time?
Person 2: I'm afraid that's the truth, yes.
Person 1: Poor man, looks like a serious case of neuro-defragmentation
by SavouryJesus July 21, 2010
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