Chemical Cerebral Defibrillation

Getting so drunk it re-sets your brain.

"I need to get shit-faced drunk." "You mean a chemical cerebral defibrillation?"

by Stace138 June 22, 2012

Defibrillatorable

When running a cardiac arrest, the only 2 cardiac rhythms that you defibrillate are ventricular tachycardia without a pulse and ventricular fibrillation. All other rhythms are non-defibrillatorable.

The patient was asystolic which is a non-defibrillatorable rhythm.

by Kharon72151 April 05, 2017

Defibrillator

N. The act of ingesting 500mg of caffeine in conjunction with enough nicotine to put down a bull.

“Yeah man, had to hit a defibrillator this morning to clear that hangover from last night!”

“The only thing that got me through that CS:GO match was the defib I hit before the match!”

by Acesofwar December 16, 2022

Brown Defibrillator

After having done something physically exhausting, someone poops on your chest

After I had sex with my boss’s mom, she was so out of breath so I gave her a Brown Defibrillator

by This is not my real name July 14, 2022

Defibrillator Post

A revival of a topic. A defibrillator post is a post in an old topic that is an attempt to try and revive the topic. From the word 'defibrillator', the shock pad used to revive people.

Last reply in topic: 4/22/09

Bitm: DEFIBRILLATOR POST! This roleplay hasn't been touched in two years, and I want to finish it.

by Babies in the Marsh September 04, 2011