erectus defectus

When a wizard has problems getting his "wand" ready.

"Sorry hermione I can't enter your gryffindor because I have an erectus defectus."
"Hermione! I want to enter your chamber of secrets but I have an erectus defectus. "

by Snut17 December 6, 2018

Stupei, Ace defective!

A line said by Yukari Takeba from the Persona series when she roasted Junpei Iori, practically calling him a rat-ass idiot.

Person: You are ugly.
You: And you are a Stupei, Ace defective!

by pass the potatoes February 15, 2020

Dewey defeats Truman

(Noun) A large blunder or mistake; an inaccuracy

Today our sociology professor said that dolphins are fish. What a Dewey defeats Truman-she should check her facts.

"Shit! After I printed out my essay, I realized I had made a few punctuation and spelling errors."
"Hey, don't worry. It's no Dewey defeats Truman"

by Arthur Henning September 30, 2011

defective user

A derogatory term used to describe a computer user who has caused computer errors through their own actions.

Also commonly known as an I.D.10-T error (l33t-speak for idiot)

Nerd 1: "So did you find the problem with Cathy's spreadsheet?"
Nerd 2: "You bet - defective user."
Both laugh knowingly.

by James Fraser January 31, 2008

Mental relationship defect

Similar to a mental defect, but applies to intimate relationships, particularly when one party takes subtle steps to sabotage a relationship.

Tom: I thought you two were getting along great until she flipped shit over you ordering fettuccine instead of linguine and then insisted on taking everything to go for leftovers.

Jerry: Yeah, that girl has a mental relationship defect.

by KM and KM March 7, 2019

defector

usually defined as someone or a party that consciously abandons their home or default party, country or military affiliation and is usually considered illegal by the default association.

the definition started in the military, as someone who "defects" to the opposing party...meaning "to switch sides".

commonly used for refugees attempting to leave north korea. see example below:

"north korea is a nightmare. i know someone who actually managed to defect from that communist hellhole and apply for legal status in south korea as a defector"

by anon486 March 7, 2010

The Axe Defect

When Axe is overused to the point of actually counteracting The Axe Effect.

Jack: Brett was doing real good with that girl over their til she leaned in on him. Then she suddenly got up and ran away.
Ace: Probably the Axe Defect.

by tanukisanyo June 12, 2005