decommentamination

The act of removing comments that people have posted to your blog or facebook status.

After those jerks posted those nasty comments to my blog, I had to go into decommentamination mode on the post.

by euphman October 2, 2009

Defcon

DEFCON 5 Normal peacetime readiness
DEFCON 4 Normal, increased intelligence and strengthened security measures
DEFCON 3 Increase in force readiness above normal readiness
DEFCON 2 Further Increase in force readiness, but less than maximum readiness
DEFCON 1 Maximum force readiness.

The nuclear bomb threat put us in defcon 1.

by deadmanwalking May 3, 2005

decombust

/dee-cum-bust/

Verb

Unconsume by fire.
• to be unconsumed by fire

Origin
LATIN
Uncomburere
Unburn up

LATIN
Uncombustus

ENGLISH
uncombust
Unburned,
Uncalcined

"In the year 4836 the sun will decombust; thus we beeth fucketh." -Tupac's 9th symphony

Teacher: "when something unburns, what do we call that?"

Little Johnny: " when something unburns it decombusts!"

by PistolWhipYourAsspole January 1, 2017

vaginal decompressant

something, specifically a penis or dildo, that loosens up a tight ass vagina

My vaginal decompressant is working perfectly, that bitch was so loose i could fit a tree in there.

by big pick 20 May 22, 2007

defcon 4

When you are in a small work environment and even the smallest event/error throws a small situation into an out of controlled state!

All was good then someone forgot to fax a deadline and we went straight to defcon 4!!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

Decomp

A decomposing body.

"They found a decomp last night at 324 Curtis St."

by McNulty October 19, 2013

decompuzzled

The act of being decompuzzled is the constitutional brain matter starting at a puzzled state then revert from such state then deform into an extremly confused and curious state

How do we still not have a gym when we’re a RICH SCHOOL?!

Man ion even know i heard we got outbid by cvs by 100$ only

Man you gotta be joking, that shit got me decompuzzled

by Nottonyg January 25, 2022