djaculate

when you're at the club and the dj unknowingly drops a sick beat on you causing premature ejaculation

Man, when that fly dj dropped Pump up the Jam, I djaculated all over the club.

by ftrain1224 November 11, 2011

Defacecate

Word: Defacecate
Pronunciation: de-feys-keyt
Verb: def•ace•cat•ed, def•ace•cat•ing.

Verb - used without object
1. to discharge excrement from the bowels while logging on to facebook account.
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Example1: I was defacecating when I thought of this word.
Example2: Please hold my calls, I am going to the restroom to defacecate

by joelda March 4, 2011

defragulated

When there are Fraggles present in your hard drive and you do a scan disk to clean them all out.

Susie's computer was working slowly but once it was defragulated and all traces of Fraggles were wiped, it worked much faster.

by Tournikel September 11, 2011

defibulater

a cattleprod like device used to encourage young children to speak the truth

Woman, fetch me that thar defibulater. I'm gunna git me some sense outa this here boy.

by gregoriousvictorious March 3, 2008

Demasculated

v; adj; To remove ones masculinity by any means necessary

some methods include:
1) castration
2) shaving and or waxing
3) photoshop

Did'ja see that pic of Hyukjae? They airbrushed his leg hair off! He's been demasculated!

by ohshutup May 12, 2008

defacate

To push a log from your anus.

I gotta defacate!

by squeakshard765 July 4, 2016

Defuculate

Verb: to reorganize, fix, clean, or properly assemble an item or area. Most often applied to engineering, display, and construction. Also n. Defuculation, v. Fuculate, n. Fuculated

Somebody had better defuculate that area before the boss sees the pile of empty take out containers....

by Furgle August 28, 2016