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by DeDuke March 18, 2021

Deduct

To subtract from a total, as opposed to concrete items.

I deducted ten points from his total when it was revealed that he had participated while wearing sandals, clearly violating Rule 1.10B.

by Diggity Monkeez January 30, 2005

Deductive

A strength through a statement or law.

This whole thing about stealing is just deductive.

by The-real-smart-boy November 15, 2018

dedude

Removal of the testes for attitude adjustment in male animals; castrate, neuter.
deduded, dedudement, deduding.

"I had my stallion deduded yesterday, so now he is a gelding."

"Really? My dog Barney is scheduled for dedudement next week. Not sure when to dedude the cat."

by N. Berry March 27, 2007

Weapons of mass deduction

Taxes or else other methods of removing the working people's hard earned cash. Typically utilized by the man, these weapons are a crime against humanity and a sin against nature.

Tom: Who in the name of Ayn Rand do the IRS think they are, taking my pay from me? I don't owe them two farts!

Dave: Too bad they have those bloody weapons of mass deduction.

by Colonel Duke Lacrosse December 1, 2011

deduction

A physical or personal/social characteristic which necessitates a loss of points on the physical/social attractiveness scale (as figure skaters receive deductions for errors in their routines)

Super butt and danced it off, but talked about herself all night and hasn't brushed her teeth in a week--major deductions.

by Dr. Foo February 20, 2009

standard deduction

The traditional Lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or sex.

GF: Are you gonna give up playing Guitar Hero for Lent?
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Free Bird" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!

by resident alian February 19, 2008