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semen receptacle

A whore/teen whose only purpose and use in life is to receive sufficent amounts of sperm all over her body. (most often in her mouth).
Oh my god, look at that semen receptacle, shes dripping with cum!
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receptacle

An old word used to describe a sex-only relationship. "Receptacle" was made popular by a handsome young Physician character on the 80s television drama St. Elsewhere. The young Doctor said: "I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for a receptacle." For the era, this was quite shocking. President Reagan was in office at the time.
Modern example: "Dude, I just can't handle a relationship that requires meaningful social interaction. I only need a receptacle to ejaculate my goo into."
by Rook's Buddy May 11, 2010
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sperm receptacle

A female whose only meaningful function is performed on her back with her legs in the air. Or bent over the kitchen table. Or up against the wall. You get the idea.
Joe got engaged to Mary despite her position as the town's bullgoose sperm receptacle.
by Ubiq1 August 26, 2011
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deceptacon

UK. A woman who appears attractive but is actually ugly. Can be found in a number of situations or for a variety of reasons. Clever use of make-up. Drunkenness in the eye of the beholder. Darkness in a club. Nice from afar but far from nice. If you've only seen a very well taken photo. Looks good but has an awful voice/mind/personality. Anything that might deceive you into thinking she's buff but she aint. Comes from Transformers - robots in disguise.
Be careful, I'd say there's about 85% chance she's a deceptacon.
by Jackie-F December 28, 2005
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Desperate receptacle

•Girls willing to be used as a receptacle when they are desperate.
Tara is one desperate receptacle.

Nothing like a desperate receptacle, to follow through and swallow.
by SuraScent July 25, 2009
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Man Splooge Containment Receptacle

Yes, I would like to purchase a man splooge containment receptacle post haste..yes, of course!
by Invictus101 March 17, 2008
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word receptacle

n. The person that is on the receiving side of a one way conversation.
I couldn't get a word in edgewise. She kept talking to me about her shoes, purse, and how her best friend just got dumped. I am a word receptacle.
by archlich November 6, 2009
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