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defecatorium

A large room usually in a public place that houses a large number of toilets. It's a contraction of "defecate" and "auditorium".
There were so many crappers in the room, it felt like a "defecatorium"
by Caasi Notwen October 17, 2011
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Gaydar detector

A gaydar is well known as a sence that makes a person able to single out a homosexual in a crowd.

A gaydar detector is a piece of machinary that singles out the person able to spot homosexuals in a crowd.

The form and color of the machinary varies from brand to brand.
Person 1: Hey you see that guy over there?
Person 2: ...yeah?
Person 1: Look at my Gaydar detector
Person 2: The needle is totally pointing towards him!
by Rollo Mungo November 30, 2009
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Detractor

Something DSPGaming likes to shout every time he gets slightly criticized.
“DOOD THIS FUCK IS A DETRACTOR IM ALWAYS RIGHT SEND ME BITS!”
by FunnyDank June 23, 2018
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wet-o-wheel detector

Wet-O-Wheel Detector ~or~ WOW Detector:
Fictitious measuring device or instrument referenced when determining the level of sexual excitement & arousal in a woman. Commonly used in speech amongst females as a barometer to score or articulate the level of attractiveness of a man.
"What do you think of Michael?"
"He measures an 8.5 on my Wet-O-Wheel Detector"
"Yeah, well I've seen Micky naked; he's a 10 on the WOW-D"
by xsecretg September 19, 2008
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eye detector

Eye detector - when someone with a lazy eye lies, their eye tends to start rolling into the back of their head.
Someone with an Eye detector might be sayin something like, "Dude, i got my lazy eye when i got jumped by a gang of mexicans in Grand River", and while he's saying it, if his eye starts to slowly disappear - He's lying!
by A SNITCHY KINGS!!!!!!!!!! November 23, 2009
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sarcasm detector

See sarcasmometer.

Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.

The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.
Person 1: Do you like this Cowboy Hat? I think it looks good on me.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.
by Espiria August 30, 2008
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defactorce

NOUN: a defacto divorce. Coined to fill a gap in the lexicon where defacto couples had to use the term 'break-up', which did not imply the full weight of the word 'divorce', despite the experiences being almost entirely identical.
Now that Adam and I are going through a defactorce, we have to open separate bank accounts and decide who gets to keep which whitegoods, not to mention custody of the cat.
by cvsanders August 6, 2010
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