Decbreath

A ghastly and odious olfactory phenomenon originating from the depths of South Lanarkshire, Scotland, characterized by breath so egregiously putrid that it has been rumored to induce instant nausea, incapacitation, and even unfortunate demises among those unfortunate enough to encounter it. This malodorous affliction, reminiscent of the legendary Declyn himself, transcends mere halitosis to become a perilous hazard to all within its vicinity, leaving trails of devastation and despair in its wake.

Declyn - Walks past someone
Person 1 - Smells the decbreath and dies a horrible and excruciatingly painful death.
Person 2 - “Someone fucking end that little tossers life before he infects the rest of the planet and Dwatt. Save Dwatt”

by FatSlobDeccy52 March 2, 2024

Decbreath

A breath so disgusting it known to bring rats to their knees begging for forgiveness, no modern technology can save one with decbreath. It is said that only damnation can produce decbreath

Person 1 “What the fuck is that smell”
Person 2 “damn he got decbreath, STAY BACK!”
Military “closing on in hellish creature with decbreath”

by Cocksucker8965 September 4, 2023

Decbreath

Decbreath, Origination from South Lanarkshire, Scotland. Circa 2020 the Infamous Decbreath was created to better the understanding of those living in South Lanarkshire to easily warn one of 'Decbreath' if it is in the area. Decbreath has connotations with Death and only Death. When one comes into contact with the Decbreath, measures are in place to prevent harm to victims, like hitting 'ten toes' this is the only current measure in avoiding Decbreath.

Mr Fleming: Fuck me have you smelled that wee cunt breath?
Mrs Kane: Yeah its like fucking decbreath.
Mr Fleming: I'd rather be sodomized than endure that decbreath again.
Mr Brown: Did someone say sodomize?

by Chinslever43 September 4, 2023