drunk-debit

Using a credit or debit card while intoxicated. Often happens when you're so drunk you don't remember how much you spent.

I'm never drinking that much again; I had way too many drunk-debits last night.

I gotta go to the bank to make a deposit to cover all my drunk-debits from last night.

by PlainJane08 June 23, 2009

debitchify

the act of getting rid of all the bitches in one's life.

'oh i don't know why alison is being such a bitch! i thought we were friends!'

'dude, seriously, you need to debitchify your life.'

by onnnnnnnnnn July 14, 2009

Credit or debit?

A coded phrase used to let a friend know that they their butt crack is clearly defined by the garment they are wearing on their ass (e.g. pants, skirt, bathing suit, etc.), without letting others know the message. The association being that a wedgie resembles a card swiping machine that one would use to pay with a credit or debit card.

As Gabrielle stepped out of the pool, I noticed she had a severe wedgie. So to save my friend any embarrassment, I quickly yelled " Hey Gabrielle, credit or debit?" whereas she responded with a quick picking of the wedge.

by Bubbatoon September 5, 2011

debitchery

Debitchery is a direct result of being both drunken and bitchy. Often, though not always, the former is a precursor to the latter. When a woman drinks too much her inhibitions sink and either a screaming confrontation with another party, and/or an uncalled for brutal tirade ensues.

Man, normally Mindy is pretty chill, but last night there was some major debitchery.

by matt_h November 5, 2007

credit or debit

before completing a credit or debit, you must ask credit or debit sir/ma'am, slide ones hand through the center crack of another individuals ass crack.

yesterday i was asked credit or debit, and i answered debit innocently and unsuspectingly got a credit or debit then a hand swiped up my ass crack. then screamed, "I like it rough".

by bummyland November 13, 2011

Debit-Card Roulette

The suspenseful game of trying to buy things with a debit card that has little money left in the account. You win if you have enough money to buy the item; you lose if you find you have "insufficent funds" and cannot buy the item.

John lost his first game of debit-card roulette when he tried to buy ten dollars worth of McDonalds with $4.25 left in his account.

by Lutesy123 December 15, 2012

debitante

A bougie chick that spends all your cash.

That debitante is a materialistic gold-digger.

by DMack2018 February 25, 2018