definately

"definitely," as blogged, emailed, or texted by a complete moron.

"There is definately at least one A in 'definitely.'"

by Curt McGirt July 29, 2007

Definate

(v.) A combination of two words: define (to assign meaning to a word) and defecate (to take a crap). To assign an arbitrary meaning to a word spontaneously; to fabricate a definition on the spot. In other words: to pull a definition out of your ass. Related: defination (n.)

In a melodious harmony, the word "definate" was, in itself, definated to become a defination.

Users at urbandictionary.com definate and submit words everyday for the benefit of the general population.

by the_Langolier December 14, 2008

definately

A word used in place of "definitely" by the same people who write (or say) "agreeance" in place of "agreement" and "grammer" in place of "grammar".

We are definately in agreeance that your grammer is impeccable.

by DrSamba March 30, 2010

definately

The correct spelling of the word "definitely" in an alternate universe. Just like Berenstein bears (previous universe) and Berenstain bears (current universe).

That statement is definately true.
That shirt definately looks eshy.

by ARE YOU SERIOUSLY KIDDING ME? May 21, 2016

Deginate

To zone and forget to think at all what so ever. Your mind entering a state of total relaxation.

"Look at Ryan, he is totally deginated right now"
"I love when i am lying on the couch and suddenly just deginate"

by KasperFw November 16, 2021

definately

'Definately' enjoys a subtly different meaning from 'definitely'.
If some item x is definitely f (i.e. it definitely has the property of f-ness), then it must be f in some perfect, absolute, non-finite way.
By contrast, if some item x is definately f then x is f by definition, or is the very definition of f-ness.
The former is an ontological claim, whereas the latter is conceptual/semantic.
That's why all us clever people who spell by rational deduction rather than blind repetition use both spellings, to distinguish our precise meanings.

Of course when they bring the maple syrup after the pancakes, it'll definately be too late.

by philip mark young August 4, 2007

definately

An alternative spelling of the word "definitely", used most notoriously by a sensationably adorable girl whose defiant side causes her to use a more phenetic spelling for words with arbitrary spellings.

You definately don't spell "definitely" as "definitely".

by andy jeffreys November 11, 2007