dean

Noun: a dean; the male genitalia, namely the dong.
Verb: to dean; to hit someone hard with your dean.
Adjective: dean; dean-like.

Variations: robo-dean, deanslayer

Get your dean out of my face!
If you do that again i'll dean you.
You're so dean.

by wigwam inn December 11, 2007

dean

to dean is to be
1: a martial arts god
2: vicious towards annoying people
3: known for hurting people and being friends with the unticus.

1) aaron: wow look at that guy he is such dean
steve: yeah he is pretty godly with his fighting
2) (aaron walks into a dean purposely)
aaron: sorry i didn't see you there....
(aaron wakes up in hospital, his skull is very badly caved in)
3) steve: hey aaron is that guy over there a dean?
aaron: yes i think so, he is friends with that unticus, hi dean!!
dean: hi....

dean: hey unticus, should we hurt aaron???
Unticus: unt! unt! unt! unt!
(dean walks up behind aaron, roundhouse kicks him to the back of the head, aaron is dazed..... unticus walks up to aaron and begins to decapitate him while aaron screams)
aaron: argh!!!!
unticus: unt! unt! unt! unt

by mr krum September 1, 2010

dean

the Being perfect in power, wisdom, and goodness who is worshipped as creator and ruler of the universe

i pray to dean every night

by kouki:) May 29, 2020

dean

A "dean" is someone or something that is lame or whack. You can also use "deaner" or "on dean".

This party is dean lets skirt.
That kid is such a deaner.
You are so on dean.

by Steez RP October 5, 2006

dean

Dean, a handsome, caring, lit man. He cares about every one in his life and loves his job. He works very hard every day to provide for his loved ones.

Women: wow Dean is such an awesome person.

by Auria N. June 18, 2018

dean

wants everyones pussy no matter what age.

probably gonna be a pedophile or sex offender when they turn 18 or some shit

fuck you dean you piece of shit cunt

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

dean

sucks in life no one loves him

your such a dean

by dweaf April 4, 2019