dead weight 

Not playing video games well, while drunk.

Kenyon, after drinking steel reserve, is dead weight at mario

dead weight by Max Hampton June 6, 2004

Dead Weight 

The lack of spirit. The sole hase left the body. Heavier than usual. Unusual weight that occurs with loss of life.

Unusual weight gain when one is in a choma or relaxed.

My legs was lighter before I became crippled. Now they are just dead weight.

Dead Weight by Swift. C May 22, 2016

Dead Weight 

Lucas Galway, Lord Inquisitor, and Captain of the Guards, one of the main characters from Candy Klobbing Chronicles D&D campaign.

,,Oh for fuck's sake captain...''

,,Come on everyone, we need to help our Captain before he get's himself killed!'' -Triboulet, Mage of the group
,,LUCAS GO, YOURE JUST A DEAD WEIGHT!'' -Player referencing Lucas

Dead Weight by $0u\\3$$ September 4, 2022

Dead Weight Dude 

Has NO mic, Gets NO kills, and backs out of the game INSTANTLY upon death. Stay away from these guys!

Danny: Let's see if I can get this dudes reboot card

Random guy: *backs out*

Danny: mannnn, what a Dead Weight Dude.

Dead Weight Dude by AstroBoxTV August 22, 2023

Dead Weighters 

Gym members, often men (and in rare occasions women), who roam in packs and have loud conversations (on subjects ranging from women to beer to women). Often dead weighters will hold court near the section of the gym where the free weights can be found. They are often in good physical shape despite the average age of a dead weightier being 38. They are considered loud and annoying and intimidating to anyone outside of their peer group. More often than not, dead weighters will have an unexplainable close relationship with a aerobics instructor at said gym, with whom they flirt with shamelessly (despite that the dead weighter is often old enough to be her father.)

"Did you get to the Y today"?

"Yeah, but I didn't get to work on my hamstring because a bunch of dead weighters were hanging out on the Nautilist talking about car engines."

Dead Weighters by JeremyJB July 3, 2008

Deadweight 

Noun. 1) a person who full on sexes like they are a corpse on top of you, struggle-to-breathe. 2) the relationship that should be a phantom limb but it is still there.

1) I hooked up with this dude last night and he deadweighted me. 2) Should I just ghost this deadweight or call and break up with him?

Deadweight by Clogs&hogs July 19, 2022

Narrative Deadweight 

A character, part or sub-plot in a book, or movie that adds nothing to the overall story.

Ron: "The part about the protagonist's goldfish was total narrative deadweight, but it did give us a great fish funeral scene."

Narrative Deadweight by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024